I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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