so let's talk penis.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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