its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
