I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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