I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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