Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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