I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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