Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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