im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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