are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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