Someone shit on the floor
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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