how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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