I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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