Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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