i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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