how can u be prego again
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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