have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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