Kiss
Puke
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I wish you could order shots online.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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