bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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