Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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