watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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