Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
