How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
