I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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