it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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