susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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