batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You're a disaster
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