Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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