I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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