would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My bed smells like the plague
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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