margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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