I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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