im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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