Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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