It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
