I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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