Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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