Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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