Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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