you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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