READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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