I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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