I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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