If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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