dude i'm inner monologue high
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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