Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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