she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So much Jack, so little girl.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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