Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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