He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
How does it feel to date your dad?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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