there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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