So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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