Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my shit smells like andre
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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