I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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